Funnies and Inspirations

During the past few years, since getting the computing 'bug' I have collected a number of jokes; stories; poems and also words of wisdom etc. These were sent to me by e-mail, and it has taken some time to edit them in order to save them from being accidentally deleted. I also printed them all out, adding a decorative border in'Word'and keep them in A4 transparent leaf folders (funnies separate from the inspirations) handy to show people who don't have the luxury of a computer! I have placed them in some sort of order, and I hope you like the collection.

FUNNIES

Many of these came from my cousin in Australia, and have rather coarse humour, particularly those marked *, so be warned! some are also anti-men - but funny nevertheless!

A BIZARRE DEATH	A LITTLE WISDOM	ANALYSIS
*AN ITALIAN IN CORNWALL*	ARGUMENTS FOR JESUS	*BALLERINA & A SOLUTION*
BEER	BOYS NIGHT OUT	*COBBLERS*
COLLEGE GAFFS	HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL	IS THIS ME?
LANGUAGE	LESSONS LEARNED	MEN
*PARTY CHEMISTRY*	POSH & BECKS	*SHOWERING*
RESIGNATION	RETIREMENT	*THINGS TO THINK ABOUT
TEACHER'S GIFTS	THE BIBLE	THE FAIRY & OOPS!
THE MAORI CHIEF	THE POPE	THINGS YOUD LIKE TO SAY
SQUIRREL & GRASSHOPPER	*TO MY GIRLFRIEND /BOYFRIEND*	NOW I LAY ME DOWN
TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY	WANNA MAKE A BET?	PROCRASTINATORS CREED
MEN 2	THE FACECLOTH	SPANISH LESSON

INSPIRATIONS

Some of these may not be to everyone's taste either, probably considered a bit 'cheesey' but to others at the right moment may be very moving.

A DOG FOR JESUS	BEAUTIFUL WOMEN'S MONTH	COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS
DUST IF YOU MUST	FAMILIAR?	GIRLFRIENDS
HOW BEAUTIFUL IS YOUR HEART	IMAGINE	KEEPERS
LILIES OF THE FIELD	NATIONAL FRIENDSHIP WEEK	PHENOMENAL WOMAN
PINK ROSES	ROSE	SMART ASS
SOMEBODY SAID	TELL THEM NOW	THANKFUL
THE GRANDPA	THE OYSTER	THE PHILOSOPHY OF WINE
THE STUFF	TO BEAUTY	WOMEN
FIVE GREAT LESSONS	NAIL IN THE FENCE	CANINE LIFE RULES
TOUCH ME	FOOTPRINTS	MY SPECIAL LIST
	REASON

Please feel free to download any of these to your own computer and print out if you wish, and if you're not sure how to do this, mail me for instructions.

Also, if you have any similar suitable items you would like included here, let me know!

Regards, and enjoy - Kathy.

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