BALLERINA

A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down the end of the bar, a bleary-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed round at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money on the counter and said "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"
"As far as I'm concerned," the drunk replied, "any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"

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A SOLUTION

Federal Aviation Agency,
800, Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs,
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet:
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all our flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.
We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.
Now why didn't Congress and George Bush think of this?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton.