IT’S BEAUTIFUL WOMEN MONTH !

It’s good to be the woman because…….

• We got off the Titanic first.
• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
• Taxis stop for us.
• We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
• If we forget to shave, no-one has to know.
• We can congratulate our team-mate without touching her rear.
• We never have to reach down every so often to check our privates are still there.
• We have the ability to dress ourselves.
• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without ever having to picture them naked.
• If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we look like an idiot.
• We know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
• We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
• We know we can make comments on just how silly men are whilst in their presence, because we know they’re not listening
anyway !

Send this to five bright women you know and make their day !