IS THIS ME ??? IS THIS YOU ???

Is this me ??? Is this you ??? who am I ??? what day is this ???
Finally a name for this condition. I feel so much better after reading this, I thought it was just me….enjoy !!!

I have been recently diagnosed with AAADD -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it goes… I decide to do work on the car, start to the garage and notice mail on the table. OK, I'm going to work on the car…but first I'm going to go through the mail.

Lay car keys down on the desk. Whilst discarding the junk mail, I notice the trash can is full. OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk…but first I'll take the trash out, but since I'm going near the mailbox, I'll address a few bills...

Yes, now where's that checkbook? Oops, there's only one check left. Where did I put those extra checks?

Oh, there's that empty plastic cup from last night on my desk. I'm going to look for those checks...

But first, I need to put the cup back in the kitchen. I head for the kitchen, look out of the window, notice the plants need a drink of water

I put the cup on the counter and there's the extra pair of glasses on the kitchen counter. What are they doing here? I'll just put them away...but first, I need to water those plants. I head for the door and...

Aaargh! someone left the TV remote in the wrong spot. OK, I'll put the remote away and water the plants...but first I need to find those checks.

END OF THE DAY…..OIL IN CAR NOT CHANGED; TRASH NOT EMPTIED; BILLS STILL UNPAID; CUP STILL ON THE COUNTER; GLASSES STILL ON THE COUNTER; CHECKBOOK STILL HAS ONLY ONE CHECK LEFT; PLANTS NOT WATERED; LOST MY CAR KEYS…WHERE'S THE TV REMOTE? AND WHEN I TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW NOTHING WAS DONE TODAY, I'M BAFFLED - BECAUSE I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY !!!
I REALISE THIS CONDITION IS SERIOUS. I'D BETTER GET HELP….

BUT FIRST…I THINK I'LL CHECK MY E-MAIL.
WHO WAS I GOING TO SEND THIS TO ???