? MEN ?

• The nice guys are ugly.
• The handsome men are not nice.
• The handsome and nice men are gay.
• The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
• The men who are nice but not so handsome, have no money.
• The men who are nice, not so handsome with money think we are only after their money.
• The handsome men without money are after our money.
• The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we're beautiful enough.
• The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE !!!
• The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
• NOW…..WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
Consider this…..Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to accompany your dinner.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE IT ! ! !