PARTY CHEMISTRY

A man and a woman meet at a party and immediately hit it off. The sexual chemistry is so potent that they leave early and rush back to his place, each of them crackling with passionate lust. They enter the man's house and the first thing the woman notices in the hall are dozens of fluffy teddy bears on a table. She thinks this is slightly odd, not in keeping with the obvious 'bachelor pad' decor of the house. But she says nothing as she has the serious hot’s for this man. As they go into the lounge, she is confronted by shelves and shelves of teddy bears from ceiling to floor. All different shapes and sizes, with the large ones on the top shelves and little ones at the bottom.
Something inside her says "aaahh" This gorgeous, sexy man clearly has a caring sensitive side and this spurs her passion even further. They can wait no longer and are soon tearing each other's clothes off and end up having a night of rampant carnality right there in the lounge.
Eventually they fall into a satisfied, exhausted sleep on the ample sofa. In the morning, the woman wakes up and smiles as she remembers her night. She is convinced that at last she has found the man of her dreams. A sexual athlete with good looks and a sensitive 'fluffy' side which brings out the maternal instincts in her.
As she gazes at his still slumbering face she realises she is falling in love. Eventually, the man stirs and the woman moves closer and strokes his forehead. Eyes sparkling, she whispers to him "So, how was it for you?" The man turns over, farts loudly and says "Pick any prize from the bottom shelf"