During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because
they had been such a loving couple all these years, she would give
each of them one wish.
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment,
then said, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than
me."
Well, at least girls, the fairies are on our side !!!
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OOPS !
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred
horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see 'the horseys'.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
the other.
The teacher who was assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's
room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them
could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants,
and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, and held them over
the edge of the urinal to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help noticing that he was unusually
well endowed. Trying not to show she was staring, the teacher said
"You must be in the 5th".
"No ma'am, he replied, I'm in the 7th, riding 'Silver Arrow'…..but
thanks for the lift !!!!
